DIFTT🥂

Do it for the turtles

Why don’t you just bring a reusable bag to the grocery store! Come on, DIFTT🥂!

by GAS&EMA August 7, 2019

Driftwood

The male equivalent of a starfish. A man who is just a piece of “wood” floating through the sexual experience.

Meghan: so how was last night? *wink wink

Alexa: terrible, wont be seeing him again, he’s driftwood.

by Chris Madd September 28, 2019

drift the plane

lol idk the def

just drift the plane

by miata real November 21, 2020

Driftmas

Driftmas: Going out with the boys, drifting, doing donuts, being retards out in parking lots and roads. All in your absolute shitbox beater on Christmas Eve/Christmas, usually in Canada.

Ah yee, Driftmas as was absolute shitshow! So many of the boys curbed themselves and one even put ‘imslef in a ditch, eh?

by _.mehoyminoy._ December 26, 2020

dwitiy

The most charismatic in the room.

That guy is undoubtedly dwitiy!

by Curt Hercules May 10, 2021

drifting

Noun

While in the process of giving fellatio, the penis misses the giver's mouth and starts streaking away on the face, sometimes piercing the cheekbone.

Typically occurs when the person giving fellatio is inebriated, exhausted, barely awoken from sleep to perform the act, or otherwise mind-altered by drugs or medication.

"Hey Greg. Wake up, man! You're drifting, and now my dick is stabbing your cheek. Get it together, and THEN you can go back to sleep!"

by Japanese Doll Peddler June 4, 2021

DriftshadowSG

A twitch streamer, less successful monkey who is brown hairy and lives in the jungle. Also known as Elohim

When you want to watch some racing streams, watch DriftshadowSG

by Tikorita November 15, 2021