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cum dumpster

A human who exists for the purpose of providing male mammels with a life into which it can watch its semen pour. Key elements of a cum dumpster are that it must feel degraded and disgusted with itself even though it orgasms while its user spurts hot seed into it. All females and many males are cum dumpsters.
I wish I could stop openning my mouth and allowing my wife to watch me serve as a cum dumpster, taking the hot stream of sperm which poured out of her cunt after she had been used as a cum dumpster by her brother and his friends. I was a cum dumpster's cum dumpster, and I hated myself for enjoying the used loads I ate.
by load holder August 5, 2012
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Dumpster Fire

Essentially, the 11th season of Doctor Who (2018).
Did I just watch 10 episodes of a dumpster fire?
by The Rani 616 January 8, 2019
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Dumpster diving

This usually occurs when a man hasn't been layed in ages, and is incredibly desperate. He will go to a bar, get really trashed, and leave with the nastiest chick there, a total scrump, just because he knows he's gonna get some.

This is also a great insult.
Anthony hadn't gotten laid in 5 weeks, and couldn't take it anymore, so he gave in to temptation and went dumpster diving

You are a jungle trudging dumpster diving piece of shit!!
by Brian H December 28, 2005
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dumpster rot

The goo and gack found in the bottom of a dumpster. The decaying matter that collects at the bottom of dumpsters.
Karen was hungry so she jumped in the dumpster, got her bathing suit out, and made a sandwich using a used maxi pads as bread and dumpster rot for the meat.
by Ronnie G July 14, 2006
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dumpster fucked

screwed over, had sex with the fat girl or the butta,the fat girl got you in bed.
Dude i think i got dumpster fucked last night.
by sarah June 19, 2005
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cum dumpster

That Squeak is a total cum dumpster
by Abe Lincoln April 23, 2006
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Dumpster Chicken

A Sickly looking Fat Pigeon thats the size of a large Chicken.
I was walking to my car in the downtown parking garage,when I notice I was being gazed on by a bunch of Dumpster Chickens.
by Gorillund May 19, 2018
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