by ゴッド La Premiere March 30, 2017
Get the Duckmug. what happens when you type fuck and your dumb smart phone thinks you meant duck and you get screwed over
Guy: Hey wanna duck?
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck
Girl: No I already have chickens and hate them.
Guy: *shit now what am I gonna do I wanna get laid but now she thinks I'm trying to do nice things* Uh haha oh well and my phone auto corrected it to duck... I meant to say do you wanna fuck
Girl: go duck yourself you perverted duck
by noreligionneeded March 6, 2015
Get the Duckmug. Person 1 : Yo dude.
Person 2 : Dude look at that duck.
Duck : *Kills both of the people*.
Duck : *In duck language* Peace was never an option.
Person 2 : Dude look at that duck.
Duck : *Kills both of the people*.
Duck : *In duck language* Peace was never an option.
by Neongamez November 15, 2021
Get the Duckmug. Hey Tom did you do the homework?
DUCK! No I didn’t I’m gonna fail this class
Duck lmao
I meant duck
DUCK
DUCKING DUCK
fuck oh hey it worked
DUCK! No I didn’t I’m gonna fail this class
Duck lmao
I meant duck
DUCK
DUCKING DUCK
fuck oh hey it worked
by BlobfishRIP May 22, 2019
Get the Duckmug. A duck is usually an obnoxious kid who's under the impression that he's really cool, when actually he's a joke.
by hannahx098 March 22, 2010
Get the Duckmug. 
