Douge

Douge is synonymous to dog, commonly known as Canis lupus familiaris.

"What is up douge?" Snoopy looks at me and barks, "From the moment we are born, we begin to die." "How about that? Should we play some catch?" I asked. "Sure." He barked.

by Bowjingle February 5, 2017

draft dodger

The reason Canada's population is growing.

I'm a pansy and don't want to protect the country that has allowed me to live freely all my life, so I'm moving to Canada.

by Comrade Stalin February 17, 2005

dogger

A dogger is a person who engages in the act of dogging. Dogging is a British English slang term for a person who engages in public sexual acts, including watching others.

My girlfriend and I are doggers - we love the idea that we could be caught!

by Cash July 27, 2011

dogger

One who participates in the rather dubious activity of standing around in the bushes in remote areas watching young couples have sex in their cars. After a good watch, they whip out their penises and have a group circle jerk, to build camaraderie between fellow doggers..

Look!! It's a filthy dogger!! Over there in the bushes!! Quick! Get the axe!!

by Beware the woods!! April 1, 2003

coffin dodger

This is the slang term for boomer, and is more likley to confuse them.

Person 1: Okay coffin dodger
Boomer: *visible offense and confusion*

by Bruh momentum theory January 15, 2020

Donger

A donger is the penis of any mammal. It doesn't have to be a particular size, or shape. It just has to be a penis.

Because of this vagueness, when the word is used in conversation, it's usually accompanied by one or more adjective(s) which serve to illustrate which particular donger is being referred to.

1:
Sally: That Kevin is a wimp, y'know
Tracy: Yeah. He can be. But his huge donger makes up for that.

2:
Aussie 1: Jeez, 130 degrees is a bit warm. I'm going down the pub to get a beer.
Aussie 2: I'll join you, mate. I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger.

by Ocker McOcker January 18, 2014

coffin dodgers

Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!

Let me on the bus first young man !
You may have been at the front of the queue but I'm old !

by Bod June 9, 2004