Doritos

The best damn thing you’ve put in your mouth sence your dads dick you inbred fuck fat bitch

Want some Doritos in your pussy

by Savagedick March 5, 2018

Dani dorito

Dani deVito as a dorito

Imma eat this dani dorito

by Leon_dictionary November 27, 2020

Dorito Mic

A microphone so bad in quality, it's sound can be comparable to a dorito.

James: Mhmm Vrhuemm Haehhh Akiie!

Spencer: You're quality is awefull James

Scott: Yeah, he's got a dorito mic

by Votlem September 27, 2015

dorito flaps

Those small, triangular flaps of flesh that some unfortunate small breasted women have.

"Yo, check out Christina's thick booty."

"Yeah, but she sporting Dorito flaps up top, that's a hard pass."

by Scottynaughtybody June 4, 2023

pink dorito

Someone who is sunburnt or crusty as hell. Could also be someone who is always heated (mad).

Get outta here with yo pink dorito looking ass.

by lookingass92 April 12, 2017

doritoes

Brittish people saying doritos

Ayy-up mate got some doritoes?
It's doritos, innit?

by emgh July 14, 2018

dorito anatomy

The state and study of biological attributes in a dorito.

"Daddy, where do doritos come from?"
"Well son, that's dorito anatomy. When a mommy dorito and a daddy dorito love each other very much..."

by Edward Rays March 9, 2021