dorming wood

n. When a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. Usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.

I was late for my laundry time when I woke up with dorming wood-I had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn't see it as I walked to the washer and dryer.

by jojoker March 1, 2010

doing the dustin

being an ultimate bad ass.

man that guy is doing the dustin

by kingme 5 January 2, 2010

Doing a Mace

To pull out of a commitment at the latest possible opportunity, often to the severe detriment of other parties involved.

Person 1: "Dude, can I have a kidney?"
Person 2: "Sure"

On operating table:
Person 2:"Lol jk, no kidney for you"
Person 1: "You're Doing a Mace! Noooo"*Dies*

by Deffer91 May 28, 2010

Doing time on planet earth!

Just going through the motions of life, Showing no real gusto to accomplish anything meaningful with your existence. A Humdrum person

Bossman: Hey Jason will you give me somesort of effort today??
Co-worker: No way dude, He's just Doing time on planet earth!

by PilotMang July 9, 2010

doing a fucking fidgits

The need to keep reaffirming you're in a relationship with strnagers on the internet rather than simply having a relationship.

Hi, anyone know the weather for the weekend?

Oh sure - I looked earlier as Mrs me and I wanted to know too. Did I mention we're an item????

You're doing a fucking fidgits, you shit!!

by cakegobbler June 6, 2011

Doing a Panzer

Where you don't have time to de-ice your car/vehicle and have to drive using a tiny rectangle gap in the ice on your windshield.

A level of visibility only experienced by tank drivers with the hatch down.

It was so icy this morning I was doing a Panzer to get here in time!

by Corbinoski February 6, 2012

Doing a Yardy

when you get really drunk and you can't keep control of your head so it wobbles about like the churchill dog

Ian was that drunk he started "doing a yardy"

by Ian Ian Ian May 13, 2013