Doober

Someone who gives anal sex to a man or woman and then eats the fecal matter off his penis.

Guy: Lets do anal.
Girl: okay!!
Guy: (inside head "YESSSSS")
*after sex*
Girl: That was awesome
Guy: *Eating penis poop*
Girl: What the hell are you doing?!?!
Guy: Doobing
Girl: awe you silly doober

by THA BEST DOOBA January 26, 2014

Doober

A penis that has hair all the way up the shaft.

Dude, Sean has a doober!

by IxamxMarshall July 12, 2009

doopers

The act of making love to a woman.

Last night I made doopers with my girlfriend

by Sean Lynch November 26, 2005

Dockers

West Indies slang (particularly St. Vincent & the Grenadines)for sunglasses.

"The sun is bright where are my dockers!?!"

by Lady Jade July 19, 2006

Doodershank

A dooder shank is reffered to as a partial erection recieved when in an automobile, usually a bus or a taxi. One may recieve a Doodershank plus which is a full erection.
It is widely known for a Dooder shank to be cuased of vibrations rather than a regular NRB.

I got a mad Doodershank on the bus ride over here.

by Ryan Dutchak April 12, 2005

dooter

slang for cocaine

Guy 1: Did you see Mac last night?

Guy 2: Ya dude he was out of control. Probably doing too much of that dooter

by DootMaster June 9, 2011

dockers

Part of Craprate America's uniform. Also used as a mind control tool to keep its employees down and stupid. Designed to make you look fat and less intelligent than well-heeled C-level executives.

Hey, did you get the new memo?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?

by dethscul August 13, 2005