donut fucker

police officer

Hey, you better slow down; there's a donut fucker parked behind that billboard.

by Tommy Ticketmaster March 2, 2009

Baking Donuts

Some horrible, but unspecified low point in one's existence.(From a Mark Leyner novel, i believe My Cousin, My Gastrointerologist)

Guy 1: Say man, is everything OK? I heard you've been baking donuts.

Guy 2: Who told you that?!? They're lying! I can't tell you how hurt I am that you believed such an outrageous rumor.

by crescent fresh May 23, 2006

donut sex

Sex after meeting a girl from Dunkin Donuts

1) I gave up on Starbucks and scored some donut sex
2) I'll take a baker's dozen and some donut sex

by spartcart February 7, 2009

bearded donut

another way to describe the human asshole

My what a lovely bearded donut you have.

by joshua.wolk June 15, 2010

Glazed donut

The after effects of eating your girls pussy. The wet, sticky sauce that is left shimmerring on your face after cunnilingis.

God damn, where's my sunglasses? Your face is so shiny, you must have been eatin' pussy for a week solid !

by Kool Kolino January 1, 2005

spicy donut

A chaffed/inflamed anus, normally due to walking too much in a moist environment. Called a spicy donut because in order to cure it you must either glaze or powder it.

Guy 1: Dude I worked a double today and totally have a spicy donut
Guy 2: Put some neosporin or gold bond on that nasty shit yo.

by Narfle March 28, 2011

orgasmic donut

a donut so good dat it feels like ur having an orgasm

odi: i want an orgasmic donut!
jill: so do i!
phillip:wats dat?

by odi3lr3y January 18, 2009