bitch ditched

when you have a best friend that's a boy and you're a girl and he gets a girlfriend he ditches you for her.

sara: hey u know i IM'd steve like usual and he told me he was "out with his girlfriend"
meghan: you totally got bitch ditched

by ilikebigbutts90 April 11, 2009

Hairy Ditch

When someone is late for an engagement because they hooked with a bitch.

Hey man, where's Dan?
I think he ran off into a hairy ditch.

by Bobby Cockman January 24, 2010

Ditch Bitch

A annoying and toxic individual who goes out of there way to make other people’s life hell

Jack was such a Ditch Bitch last night

by Trepticon May 14, 2020

vaginal ditch

A term first brought about in the Cold War, used to describe the bitchy housewife.

You dirty bitch, you got an itch in your vaginal ditch.

by Vaginal Mitch July 18, 2004

Ditch Pig

Any races, religions, or creeds equivalent of white trash. The trashiest people that even trashy people make fun of. Often seen surrounded by ditch piglets.

Don't go to Walmart the first of the month, the ditch pigs will be swarming.

by Ditch Pig Grand Wizard July 7, 2012

raking the ditch

The art of scratching your ass, usually in public, in a manner where others can see what you are doing.

I thought that blonde at the bar last night was hot until I saw her raking the ditch right in the middle of the dance floor.

by wubby4444 July 29, 2011

Swamp Ditch

The female version of swamp nuts.

Sally's 10k run left her with a massive case of swamp ditch.

by C.R. Estee July 26, 2019