Diego Torres

A bitch ass, smelly ass, Mexican ass nigga who lives in Richmond and fucking fails at everything he does. Also his dick is the size of his pinky. He sucked off Craig.
That nigga Diego Torres sucked off Craig in the bathroom!
by Cal Prep fucking sucks May 28, 2019
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diego logic

A bunch of random words strewn together to sound logical used in order to prove a point. Diego logic may also consist of just saying something along the lines of: "Because I feel like it..."
person1: Why are you throwing rocks at orphans?
Person2: Because I want to.
person1: Oh, Diego Logic.
by Diegoooooooo October 23, 2013
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Sloppy Diego

A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.
So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.

The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.
by Abortionater December 31, 2017
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Diego+Chemistry

Diego is a nice person. He got his chemistry because he is the most agreeable person. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes. His personality is what matters, not his physical. If you meet a Diego one day, try to talk to him, you might have chemistry
I think I’m feeling some Chemistry with Diego, Diego+Chemistry.
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Diego acevedo

Alien toy review man (very famous) Very ugly and is usually kissing massimo costa and syed minum in his toy review videos
Person 1:DO YOU WATCH DIEGO ACEVEDO
Person 2:yes the dumb ugly emo furry who likes ammar?
Person 1: yes him,he vommited today during lunch
by Syed minum ammar February 01, 2022
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Diego’s knees

Fudu Salia Diego’s knees
by Buddi guy December 26, 2018
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diego antonio

A Mexican guy that love his girlfriend with all his hearth and he'll do anything to make her happy. He can be stupid sometimes and act gay but he really love his girl.
by Diego Antonio May 27, 2014
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