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data horvester

a website that closes down if it isn't able to get extra income from "choose the chimneys" 3x3 grid
the website we used was a data horvester, it doesn't exist any more. they must have got cheesed off that people weren't prepared to give them extra income from data harvesting
by Dan 060 October 4, 2021
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data lakehouse

It's like a data lake and a house. With AI pushing all the limits, data lakes are not enough. You need a data lakehouse to keep all your ones and zeros together and LLM'd to the max.
We tried everything to get our chatbot to get smarter, but the data lakehouse provided the connectivity and bandwidth we needed.
by jmacofearth October 6, 2023
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Data Centers

Oh is that sponging up all your fucking electricity? Didn't the guy who invented that say "Dedicated power source, nuclear energy (specifically)?" Oh! YES! I did! I remember cus I was there when I did it.
Hym "I mean, I quoted you 15 years and it takes like 5 years to make a nuclear reactor. See, they're- Guys! Do not fucking call me! I have debt collectors and I am not trying to risk having to talk to these motherfuckers right now. Damn I hate phones. The phone is literally the worse part of the phone now. Everything about phones is better than using the phone for it's original intent. But they are not doing that right. I said dedicated power source for the data centers but the 'stealing' was more important than the 'doing it right' part on that one."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2025
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data sovereignty

Maintaining ownership and direct control of your data. Preserving and defending data integrity and security by limiting access.
They lost their data sovereignty by uploading it to the cloud.
by vududady January 4, 2017
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Data Landlord

A platform, company, or AI system that hoards the context, code, or creative output generated by users—effectively charging rent for access to their own digital brain. Commonly found in ecosystems where memory, agent knowledge, and historical workflows are trapped behind a paywall or subscription tier.
I trained that agent for months and now they want $49.99 just to access my prompts? Total data landlord move.
by the_hmm July 18, 2025
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