Cucumberness

A word I inveted by playing a game of typing words with ''UC'' within the word.

See Nabb, it exists.

cucumberness is a problem in today's society.

by linglingbee August 26, 2020

Cucumbering

When you're talking with someone and suddenly the conversation turns extremely dry and you lose all interest in them.

I went on a date with this guy and everything went well until he started cucumbering me.

by The cucumber September 22, 2020

cucumber dildo

when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo

Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.

by JustinBieberLover1223 September 22, 2020

Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation

After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.

by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020

Cucumber Maki

When you ejaculate on someone's face

He gave her the cucumber maki

by Hubert121212 September 24, 2012

pink cucumber

referring to the penis

she sucked his pink cucumber !

by sreymhael March 1, 2011

Virgin Cucumber

A penis that has never been in a woman's hands

Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber

by BlackMoon1 May 20, 2023