shave the cucumber

Well, boys - after that massive dinner, it’s time to go shave the cucumber.
by Magnus Beefstroke October 02, 2021
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cucumber pods

A gift from God himself, which he has blessed us all with. Used with a Juul it is by far the best way to get both the refreshing taste of watermelon tasting cucumber, while also getting buzzed off your mind.
Student 1: I have cucumber pods!
Student 2: You’re a god, bless me up with a rip.
by The bow seat November 30, 2017
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pickled cucumber

it's... a pickle
"WHO THE F*** WOULD SAY PICKLED CUCUMBER IN A SENTENCE?!?"
by the rectum July 27, 2022
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Cucumbering

“Cucumbering” or “To Cucumber” is to Relax so well that you are mistaken for the garden vegetable.
Oh snap is that a cucumber”

“nah that’s just John”

“man he is really Cucumbering hard”

“Where were you last night?”

“Oh I was at the crib Cucumbering”

“I’m about to cucumber until the sun comes up”
by UncleChungus June 08, 2019
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Cucumbering

When a man rests each ball on each eye of a girl, like a cucumber slice
She said her eyes hurt after we tried cucumbering.
by LargeLoad22 April 04, 2018
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Cucumbering

When you're talking with someone and suddenly the conversation turns extremely dry and you lose all interest in them.
I went on a date with this guy and everything went well until he started cucumbering me.
by The cucumber September 22, 2020
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