cooterfunk

1)the foul odour which may emit from a dirty, dirty, dirty vagina
2)an inane person

Ma'am, please cross your ankles, as the cooterfunk you are emitting is cuasing the entire mezzanine section to uncontrollably vomit.

by Danica Jackson May 13, 2005

Cooter Bootin'

When one female makes a move or obvious attempt to gain attention of a man that another female is talking to or making moves on; The female version of " Cock Blocking". Can also take a passive aggressive form. Less Dirty form of Cunt Punting.

"Did you see Girl 1? Girl 2 was talking to Boy 1 and she totally bent over in front of him, and then started talking to him! Girl 1 needs to quit Cooter Bootin'!"

by dormitimus November 25, 2009

coot out

For a woman to go out, hoping to engage in, and making herself obviously available for, sex. Likely originated in the Southern U.S.

Girl, change your clothes! You look like you're getting ready to go coot out!

by nerdtak July 15, 2010

cooter stretcher

A child that has been delivered vaginally or a male penis.

"Your baby is so cute. He's a cooter stretcher."

"His penis is so big it's a cooter stretcher."

by Gracey Mayberry February 17, 2014

cooter snatch

A vagina!!!!! Plain and simple.

If you plan on having your dick sucked, then you better plan on eating some cooter snatch!!!!!

by Chanel aka Spamdelight September 12, 2006

Coot

A replacement for the word "cunt" because "cunt" is a bad word

Coot of the day goes to...

by Jkaren614 January 9, 2017

Cooter-Poop

Vaginal secretions

I woke up the next morning with her panties next to my bed and they were filled with Cooter-Poop.

by Asian Me July 4, 2009