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crook

Used as an alternative for "jokeman" or "dickhead" in a jokey way amongst friends in the UK.
This Jason guy took the rest of my drink, what a crook
by steppaz April 8, 2021
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Crooke

A pro Epic gamer who is obviously the best streamer on twitch, YouTube and literally every streaming platform.
"Who's the best streamer in the world?" "Crooke!"
by its.Crooke August 7, 2019
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marlon crook

Omg that's Marlon Crook!
by 😈 May 28, 2014
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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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nook the crook

A character in the animal crossing game series who is known for being financially greedy. He is a raccoon that charges high prices for housing.
Man my bank is worse than nook the crook!
by Clover172 January 12, 2024
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Josh crook

A white boy with really sexy tits, legs and ass.
Girl: ooo like at that thick ass, legs and tits
Boy: holy shit he must be a josh crook damn
by Anonymous_user 2019 October 1, 2019
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darius crooks

A social media online content created who is predator scammer who runs a Ponzi scheme and scams and cyber bullying and harassing Black Women online and has a habit of doxxing Black Women when the truth put out there about his criminal behavior who has multiple lawsuits and F rating on the BBB and failed multiple health inspections. He also plagiarize Food Network recipes into a cookbook that he sold. Check out the hashtag on Twitter #dariuscrooks. All the evidence is there.
DARUIS, Darius wmWilliams, Darius Crooks
by SexyBae 1920 August 31, 2022
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