Crispy cum

The Cum dried on your bedsheets after a really nice fuck

Ya me and Julia did it so good there's some crispy cum left

by Yote Yourself February 26, 2019

Drop a crispy

Euphemism for pooping.

"I just dropped a crispy."
"I need to drop a crispy."

by pseurrie December 24, 2011

Crispy Lincoln

1. fresh five-dollar bill
2. about onefitty more than treefitty

It only costs a Crispy Lincoln to get into the frat.

by Cornell Dollar November 14, 2011

Crispy Critter

A furry, Hippie, Liberal, brain fired, loon

Them crispy critters need to be put on leash.
Damn crispy critters keep tryna blame everything on guns.

by Coyote airsoft April 11, 2023

Crispy tits

Tits (also known as boobs) that have been sunburned so bad that they turn crispy and bright red in color. These kinds of tits may peel so bad that you are able to pick off an ocean of skin.

Boil and brew went to the beach and came back with sore crispy tits

by Brookis1999 August 07, 2015

Crispy Chimney

- See Creamy Chimney

It's essentially the same as the creamy chimney, but the cigar is inserted backwards.

She screamed in ecstasy when she experienced the burning sensation of the crispy chimney.

by The Soapy Ferret February 21, 2009

Crispy Lips

Arron Carter, likes to say his name with three A’s, sounds like triple A battery’s

Crispy Lips is a left bench in football

by 21 Chode January 04, 2019