Covfefe

Russian for a love of golden showers.

President -I'm not sure what I can do about sanctions.
Putin-two words , covfefe video.

by OldMohawkee June 2, 2017

Covfefe

a shorthand for the phrase "I have earned every bit of it because I am an absolutely incompetent human being."

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by MaydayParades May 30, 2017

Covfefe

A made up word made by Donald Trump to troll the American liberal media showing the world that the media will turn it negitive; it speaks for itself.

"Hey, watch this fam.. Im going to make up a word and watch the Fake News make it negative and make it a big deal. I bet they'll even try to connect it with Russia! Covfefe!Lol"

by Swagking9000 May 31, 2017

covfefe

Something you say or tweet when you are Donald Trump and are so pissed off that you just can not come up woth anything better.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe" - Donald Trump, 5/31/17

by robthegamer115 May 30, 2017

Covfefe

Abbreviation, Code Word to the Russians meaning: Come Over Very Fast Expecting Fatal End

Trump: Vlad, The end is near. Covfefe to my presidency
Putin: You are on your own Donald

by hansonhands June 1, 2017

Covfefe

It's two different words Combined.

Cov: coverage level.

Fefe: a bundle of towels or socks, folded to resemble a fake vagina.

The news is fake, pussy!

I grabbed him at the Covfefe.

by Yrsic June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Acronym for 45's mantra: Carry On Very Fine Excellent Finest Earthling

"When things go bad," said the President, "I say to myself covfefe. It reminds me that I am the finest human ever to exist, and to persist."

by UtopianJ June 1, 2017