crush court

When you go to court for having a crush. Guilty if you have a crush and innocent if not. You don't go to jail or have to pay in this kind of court. Evidence such as photos, videos or audio recording may be used against the suspect.

Person 1: I just got sent to crush court and the worst was they had evidence!
Person 2: Good luck talking to your crush tomorrow.

by AppleEater321123 April 18, 2024

Sitting court side

When your sitting down (normally in class) and someone’s ass is right next to/infront of your face.

Damn man, I love math class.

Why?

Because I’m Sitting court side, with Ms stevens teaching!

by Parker-lefty April 6, 2025

court man

A man that likes to play with basketball courts

MOM: "Hi"
YOU:" you're such a court man"

by the hamburgaluurr December 31, 2018

full court heave

When you throw the ball from full court and it goes in.

"Yo, I just hit a full court heave in NBA 2K21!"

"Cool!"

by sbdhawar September 11, 2020

telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you

And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court

by Bdjstyle August 30, 2021

run court

The term used to define the act of disciplinary action for rule infractions in a southern gang.

He fucked up so " We had to

Run Court on his ass"

by JJYEAH September 9, 2018

Court system

Like the grief/tragedy sympathy industry, the court system doesn't give a fuck about you, they're not on your side.

Of course the court system will defend vaccine mandates and limiting people's rights to refuse a vaccine, people have no rights, and trying to fight for them in court is a waste of their time.

by The Original Agahnim December 6, 2021