The Condomleezza Rice

Occurs when a man specifically requests a handjob with a condom on, and proceeds to receive one to cumpletion.

Guy 1: So man, how far did you get with Rita last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!

by BroNamath69 June 2, 2011

no condom

When someone says some shit straight up with no build up or easing you into it.

They said what they had to say “raw” (like fucking without a conform)

Mostly applies to something that is gonna be harsh, annoying, or a pain in the ass.

Sister: “mom died”
You: you’re just gonna tell me that no condom?
Sister: no condom?
You: look it up on urban dictionary

by MerryJerryBerry November 15, 2020

Quebec Condom

When a french canadian wear's only a stocking watch cap to make love.

Jacque took a lady home last night. Wonder if he wore protection or only a Quebec condom.

When a person has a beenie watch cap on and it sticks up above their head, not pulled tight.

by Starvinmarvin42 November 16, 2020

Condom Knot

The act of tying a knot in a condom to prevent the spillage of semen after a sexual act.

Billy-Bob tied a condom knot after he fucked his cousin Daisy. They could then snuggle without the added worry of spilt love juice.

by FortunceCat April 8, 2006

Napoli's Used Condom

The worst of worst disses, this means that your super gay and like to have "gay butt sex" with other men and there has never been a successful comeback to this statement, and you also like wiener in your butt hole.

No one likes you, your just a napoli's used condom.

by longrodvanghugeendong October 27, 2010

Condom

The saver of all men from aids kids and comitment

Soz love im warin a condom so it aint serious

by A fat twat May 13, 2005

Bieber condoms

a special type of condom, used by JB himself, coming in one flavor, and one flavor only: Sour Patch

Justin: wooooo-eeee!! Gotta love 'dem Bieber condoms!!
Girl: YUMMY! *salivates*

by mermaidman&lilwayne May 8, 2010