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drain the coconuts

1.verb- to ejaculate, expelling all of the semen you have, leaving u dry.

2.verb- a fat guys masterbation session during or after watching a porno. its been proven that fat folk have bigger balls thatn skinny folk.
i drained the coconuts last night and they hurt now
by jerky_dogfart November 13, 2004
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Binni and the coconut

father-daughter duo of the century
“nei pabbi þú færð ekki bassa í jólagjöf en þú færð höfundaréttinn á nafninu Binni and the coconut
by labbakútur October 22, 2020
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Coconut Sundae

It's a term used by couples. They basically have sex with just collecting their cum in a cup, then proceeds to drink it afterwards.
Hey, baby. Wanna make Coconut Sundae tomorrow?
by Zairusu July 3, 2021
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couple of coconuts

Like two peas in a pod...a good but goofy fit

Two people that are a lot alike in a fun way...
by Celms March 3, 2014
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hollow coconut

You have hollow coconuts
by PinkyPen December 23, 2017
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Coconut Strap on

It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.
"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"

"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
by Spiked C0ck March 9, 2021
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Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.
Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!
by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018
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