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fucktard contest

A fucktard contest is usually between a bunch of mucho males to prove who will go to the futhest lengths to humiliate themselves usually whilst drunk!
Matt:I'm sorry i didn't mean to spill beer all down your top!
Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*
by Beth_pwned_the_rock_show May 25, 2007
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contemplative chazz

A term embracing the noble blood of the residents of Kent County, Delaware. These squires and countesses represent the elite society of The Peninsula. Contemplative chazz (spelled chass in Englad) have supported the crown for several hundred years. Recent scholars have likened this elite group to the freemasons and the contemporary knights. The earliest known connection to the monarchy is when a young squire of the TCC entered the court of Henry VIII and bemused the crowd when he introduced what was then incomprehensible but what is known today as "equity." The motto for this ancient sect is audax at fidelis.
Contemplative chazz past and present members include, inter alia, delawareDiva, the Chazz, the freakin rican, Andrew Jackson, and Cardinal Woolsey.

A contemplative chazz might be heard saying "Guys in my high school used to be the King of England all the time. It was no big deal. My name is Napolean and I live in a mental institution."
by Dover 4L January 14, 2008
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Contemporary Silence

Its a type of silence that requires complete and absolute quiet. Also means awkward silence.
Tommy often has contemporary silence with Dana.
by Erik Sanchez April 3, 2009
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Content ID

Bullcrap system that Audible Magic developed for YouTube to use on its site. The goal of Content ID is to prevent piracy. Instead, it limits the user by automatically treating them as a criminal, even when said copyrighted material is being used under fair use.

The extent of Content ID can do is up to the copyright holder. Viacom was one of the first companies to use Content ID after they sued YouTube for mass piracy. One of the methods is blocking reuploads of their material, which is usually done by major film studios and music labels. Other times, it's used to leech money off a YouTuber. One of the biggest reasons why it's hated is preventing users from monetizing videos. The average wait time to remove a Content ID claim can range from within 24 hours to an upward 90 days, with the longest being in the appeal and counter-notification processes.
Nearly 10,000 companies use Content ID. A majority of them are on behalf of industry giants who know nothing about Fair Use.
by The Real Driller August 25, 2022
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cum contest

Where a group of guys see who can cum and shoot the furthest and most on a flat surface. The winner normally has bragging rights and it normally takes place in a frat house
Whats going on dudes, lets have a cum contest, i bought a bulls eye paper this time
by D1NONLYtruth March 20, 2014
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Daniel Conte

Daniel: I'm gonna throw a screwdriver

Gabe: please lord daniel conte I beg for mercy
Daniel: shut up green gay
by Barbra Brando November 30, 2019
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contemplaying

the act of thinking about playing a Computer game, a shortening of "contemplating playing"
<@panda_sam> snoozing atm so i'm contemplaying l4d2
by Vin Rhinocelot January 15, 2010
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