glass cleaner

a synthetic drug close to bathsalts but less dangerous. makes the user wayyy horny.

lets snort some glass cleaner tonight... i feel like making some bad decisions!

by jaxxappl July 11, 2012

Vacuum Cleaner

A person who sucks blows and gets rolled in the closet

Joe's girl is a real vacuum cleaner

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 1, 2016

vaginal cream cleaner

when a man squirts "squirty cream" in a womans vagina and ejaculates in there and when he thrusts he is acting like a toilet plunger and it all comes slushing out. he then goes down to give it the final cleaning and licks it all out. she will feel refreshed :D

:P
vaginal cream cleaner ejaculates

by dry lady lips December 27, 2010

Cleanskin

A pleasant shit, thats easy to pass, that you didnt have to wipe for. Unfortunately, they are infrequent, so one must cherish the moment when blessed.

Person 1: "Dude i just had a cleanskin, when i wiped there was nothing on the toilet paper"

Person 2: "I fucking love those Terry Urds"

by Jooiiiiimmmmms January 3, 2010

vagina cleaner

Another name for calling people "Douche Bags" when you want to say it in the literal way. It's quite an insult.

Person #1: Wow, she's so annoying.
Person #2: Yeah, what a vagina cleaner.
Person #1: What?
Person #2: Other way of saying "douche bag".

by Mira&Lindsay July 20, 2008

palette cleanser

Something eaten after a particularly intense meal/snack to get the flavor out of your mouth. A good palette cleanser tastes relatively subtle or bland.

Yeowch, these Altoids set my mouth on fire! I need me a good palette cleanser. Do we have any Fritos?

by Gulstab August 25, 2009

sperm cleaner-upper

One who carries around buckets of soapy water, and paint scrapers to clean away the ejaculatory fluid left on old women and farm animals.

A person who is very high in the social ladder

HI I'm Larry, I'm the sperm cleaner upper, I'm here to wash away the ejaculatory fluid that was reportedly left on your Grand mother

by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003