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Chuck Norris

Did you see that guy, he's a Chuck Norris at video games.
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Chuck Norris

The nine parts of speech are the - noun,pronoun,verb,adverb,adjective,preposition,conjunction,interjection and Chuck Norris
Student: What's a noun?
Class teacher: A noun is anything that has weight and pwns space
Student: What's a Chuck Norris?
Class teacher: Chuck Norris is not defined by words, words are defined by Chuck Norris
by BgFsh August 26, 2009
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Chuck Norris

A moving tank.Probably from the future.Simply cannot be destroyed.
Japan:We'd better surrender,they've got Chuck Norris!
by god of word June 10, 2010
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Chuck Norris

The man who is going to ring your doorbell in 10 seconds and roundhouse kick you to your head for needing a definition of his name

Chuck Norris is God
I wanted a bike for christmas so i prayed to chuck norris
by Tom1ner August 17, 2008
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Chuck Norris

A kick ass old guy, who happens to be a red head. He starred on Walker, Texas Ranger.
1:Dang, are Michael Obille and Chuck Norris the same person?
2: Naw, Michael O is clearly his alternate ego
by uber6969 April 10, 2008
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chuck norris

it is a proven fact that chuck norris actually can hit someone in the face with a fist he hides in his beard. if he would he also could roundhouse kick someone in the face with his beard.
just because he's chuck norris..
by taggnar June 3, 2009
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Chuck Norris approved

An endorsement routinely given by Chuck Norris to radicial religous political nutcases for which Chuck should be ashamed of himself. He endorsed Mike Huckebee in the 2008 presidential election and now he is endorsing (I am not bullshiting here) Roy (ten commandments monument stuck up his ass) Moore in the 2010 Alabama governor's race. Eeeewwww!!!!!!! If you don't already know who this fucktard Roy Moore is, google him and see what you come up with.
Reverend Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church ran for governor of Kansas and; as expected, was Chuck Norris approved.
by Alabama Atheist August 5, 2009
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