Chris

I am chris

What are you up to?
I am Chris

by Dtdyshdhdg April 5, 2021

chris

shortened name for a vagina often part of the lqbtq+ community

woman-my chris is hurting

Im coming out the closet I am a chris

by gingers can die October 13, 2021

Chris

A fucking weird ass simp who tries to impress girls by luring them but inevitably getting dubbed

Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!

by Hunter69420 April 16, 2020

Chris

A chill nigga who’s just tryna fuck shit up but whatever u do don’t fuck wit him and never never ever ever ever leave yo girl around him because she’ll probably get pregnant

Oh shit it Chris

by Lilc29 May 7, 2019

Chris

A usually slim guy, who claims that he eats pussy but his sex life is more empty than my ass after a nice munching, he usually has a penis that is a size less than 3 inches but clams its big when he is around his friends so he dosent feel left out.

Chris:I have a big penis, it's like 12 inches.
Everyone else: Sure ya do bud

by Anonymous fire223 July 28, 2019

Chris

The kid brother in family guy. Chris could also be the name of many people you can remember from highschool. Usually you will remember this kid for having an unasually small penis. Chris could also be a popular baby name. name that lasts forever.

Hey chris was so funny last night in family guy.

Hey you remember that dude from highschool, chris,
yeah
he had a tiny penis

by coolguy 12090 May 26, 2007

Chris

a very very sick yucky man

where is he?

celebrity "Chris"

by Jesus Child October 25, 2011