Don't be fooled ladies this guy is 100% creep material. A complete and total spastic. Doesn't know his ear from his elbow. His hairline looks like you've had 20 pints its non existent. Powered by Redbull and pisses A LOT. You know his name but not his story. Was emo back in 2002. Borrowed his dogs lead to hang it from his belt.
Chris is a spastic
by Fruit-tella July 9, 2019
Get the Chrismug. A shy person, but nice to talk with once you get to know him. He talks about motorsports a lot, also a gamer
Chris is a great friend :)
by racingflxmes October 25, 2020
Get the chrismug. A shitty guy who is oblivious to all of the people he has hurt. He flies through women and men like the flash on crack and doesn't look back. A man of terrible jokes and humour from another universe (one where being a dick head if normal). His total carelessness to appreciate anything other than what he like is known by all and very annoying. Most of all his disregard for other peoples morals and how he has no emotions is very annoying.
Also he is bad at sex.
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Also he is bad at sex.
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by Babushca Michaels May 20, 2022
Get the chrismug. A chill nigga who’s just tryna fuck shit up but whatever u do don’t fuck wit him and never never ever ever ever leave yo girl around him because she’ll probably get pregnant
Oh shit it Chris
by Lilc29 May 7, 2019
Get the Chrismug. A usually slim guy, who claims that he eats pussy but his sex life is more empty than my ass after a nice munching, he usually has a penis that is a size less than 3 inches but clams its big when he is around his friends so he dosent feel left out.
by Anonymous fire223 July 28, 2019
Get the Chrismug. The kid brother in family guy. Chris could also be the name of many people you can remember from highschool. Usually you will remember this kid for having an unasually small penis. Chris could also be a popular baby name. name that lasts forever.
Hey chris was so funny last night in family guy.
Hey you remember that dude from highschool, chris,
yeah
he had a tiny penis
Hey you remember that dude from highschool, chris,
yeah
he had a tiny penis
by coolguy 12090 May 26, 2007
Get the Chrismug.