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I CHOOSE NOAH!!

Yeah, keep screaming it moron. Noah has never posted anything here he does not have a phone.
Iam "For the past 15 years I have been-"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAH!!!"

Hym "You're a retarded whore and you fuck retards with fat cocks so you can feel intelligent get your cervix pounded."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAH! BLULULULULULULULULU!"

Hym "You being like this is why your kids are like this and if they weren't they would stop getting mass murdered overnight."

Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAAH!!!!! BLULULULULULU! I'M IMMORTAAAAAAAAL!!!!"

Hym "Name the person I am better than."

Whore "NOAAAAAAHULULULULULULULU- Er- Wait... I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAAH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Hym "Heheheheheheh..."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
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CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM

“CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” is referring to SMG4’s new live stream about 2 options, 3 or 4 hours, and an arc that the main characters are SMG4 and SMG3.
John: Hey Jack, have you seen the “CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” livestream before?
Jack: I never watched it before, have you.
John: I only watched it now.
Jack: I am gonna watch “CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” and see…
John: Cool. :) :; :)
Jack: Holy Shit!
John: What did you see?
Jack: The answer is SMG4 and SMG3 were sus back then.
John: Lemme see that damn shit.
John: Oh, oh GOD!
John: OH GOD!
John: OH MY GOD!!!
John: What did I just witness?!
Jack: I told you.
by KB_2024 October 22, 2023
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Selling out the whole team by choosing the wrong location.

When you choose the wrong location in Fortnite and it fucks up the whole game
You're selling out the whole team by choosing the wrong location.
by knafesilesman69 February 16, 2025
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Cooter Ca Choo

A expulsion of air from the vagina of a woman with a illness like the cold.
I was having second thoughts about going down on her because she had the flu.. but as i did, her cooter ca choo'ed in my face.
by Thetrollzomlex April 29, 2014
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Choosing

Choosing is the best girl ever.

She's funny, weird, very pretty, carring and a good listener.
She's my everything my world. <3
Friend: why are you smilling like that

Me: ow I'm just thinking of Choosing
by Tyler.creator May 26, 2022
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Choo Choo

Any small, cute, and/or furry thing. Primarily used to refer to animals but can be used for people or things as well.
*Sees a stray kitten while walking down the street*

"OMG look at this sweet baby choo choo!!"
by kam248603 September 11, 2020
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Choosed

I choosed this in the shop
by Msjshwbwgusjsnsjsisis September 10, 2023
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