Dorsal Choad

An oversized fin shaped , flap of skin , (landing strip), connecting male or female anus to penis or vagina.

My dorsal choad is chafed and inflamed, Dr. Paul, please script me meds to shrink.

by Rivardary June 16, 2019

Boiled choad

A person who is thicker than he is tall, and is wrinkled as if he had been boiled for too long.

That old fat guy over there really looks like a boiled choad

by A-Aron balake January 15, 2015

world's biggest choad

Uncomfortable isn't enough to even begin to describe this guy. This weirdo will decorate your house with the rank smell of his choad, he will try and remove the chrome from your trailer hitch with his mouth while making eye contact with your dad and does flour farts in your moms kitchen. Dont go looking for this guy but if you have too he can usually be found hanging around the woods sucking on tree sap with Andy Dick.

Garrett and Corey go for a walk through the woods in Northern Cali when.. "Omg Corey Look theres Andy Dick and Some guy sucking sap off that tree staring right at us!?" "I've seen this before Garrett, that's the world's biggest choad"

by #duncelife April 30, 2020

Choad

A jar of kindlin, or small sticks

Before Tommy went camping, he made sure to buy a jar of Choad to start his fire.

by firestarter2 October 09, 2020

Choad

A choad is a small penis.

Claudia:I heard Bryan has a choad?!
Bella:I’ve seen it it’s tiny😂

by Bellamellamoo April 25, 2019

choad

ethan harris

1) ethan harris has a complete and absolute choad. it is so short and so fat. couldnt please any girl. and i guarantee when he fingers someone, he can never find the clit.

by #pussy March 07, 2022

Choad

A nickname for Toad from Mario games (NSMBW, NSMBU, and Super Mario 3d Word, etc.)
(IYKYK)

(It = Choad)
C - “It’s not a bad thing, it’s a nickname for Toad.”
Ty - “Yeah, until somebody googles it.”
C - “They’ll just find Toad.”
Ty - “No they won’t.”

by Anonymous WRTP Watcher August 22, 2022