Computer

A device that computes, especially a programmable electronic machine that performs high-speed mathematical or logical operations or that assembles, stores, correlates, or otherwise processes information.

a Computer, PC, Laptop, Notebook, PDA

by Ben9534 January 18, 2006

Personal Computer

See PC.

See PC for examples.

by Downstrike May 31, 2004

computer ketchup

Better than the regular kind, or that purple kind.

Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.

by SMD October 18, 2004

computer penis

Slang term for USB flash drives; Describes the phallic appearance of flash drives when inserted in USB ports

My new laptop doesn't have a disk drive, I think I need a computer penis.

by Bailxexb December 9, 2008

apple computer

the company that manufactures the Mac and I-pod

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

computer monkey

A low level employee who spends most of his/her time on a computer, either programming or as a system administrator

This company needs better computer monkeys

by peter pauper March 26, 2005

ok computer

One of the most amazing albums of all time. Recorded by Radiohead in 1997. More intellectual than their first two albums, but equally, if not more, hard rocking (in some parts) and more beautiful and genre-defining in other parts.

OK Computer fucking kicks ass.

by Radioheadfan September 28, 2003