A cheesy bumhole is the sense of a shitty bumhole however to your suprise there is a distinct stench of cheese emitted from said bumhole.
Isaac: my god I've got a cheesy bumhole.
Jack: what's that?
Isaac: *itches bumhole* look smell this.
Jack: Ahhh a cheesy bumhole.
Jack: what's that?
Isaac: *itches bumhole* look smell this.
Jack: Ahhh a cheesy bumhole.
by J4CK6 April 26, 2015

1. When your schlong is drenched in a thick, oily sludge (also known as "dick cheese") as a result of poor penal hygene.
2. When you swab your throb cob in a large, lukewarm vat of week old stadium cheese.
2. When you swab your throb cob in a large, lukewarm vat of week old stadium cheese.
1. "I have not showered in a while, so now i have a cheesy schlong."
2. "Salutations, my dear mad'am. I have inquired the knowledge of thou's compulsory indulgences of lactose-based treats, therefore I humbly offer you to succulate upon the Cheesy Schlong for which I dangle forth."
2. "Salutations, my dear mad'am. I have inquired the knowledge of thou's compulsory indulgences of lactose-based treats, therefore I humbly offer you to succulate upon the Cheesy Schlong for which I dangle forth."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017

by BigGeedee December 16, 2011

Primary: An loud, obnoxious person (yapper), who is also:
1. very tacky, and/or
2. disingenuous or inauthentic -cheesy, a cheese weasel, and/or
3. one who possesses one or more of the traits above and usually is also of short stature. See also napoleon, Short Person Syndrome.
1. very tacky, and/or
2. disingenuous or inauthentic -cheesy, a cheese weasel, and/or
3. one who possesses one or more of the traits above and usually is also of short stature. See also napoleon, Short Person Syndrome.
Angela is such a cheesy chihuahua. Did you see how she hijacked the meeting with her loud mouth, took all the credit for the project, and yet actually did nothing contribute?
by CheetahCats April 11, 2010

by Joel227 July 20, 2007

Laquisha- Did you know that Justin made me dinner last night.
Shaniqua- Really? What did he make?
Laquisha- he made me a cheesy p.
Shaniqua- Cheesy P?
Laquisha- it's when he unloaded on a pizza and fed it to me.
Shaniqua- ...
Shaniqua- Really? What did he make?
Laquisha- he made me a cheesy p.
Shaniqua- Cheesy P?
Laquisha- it's when he unloaded on a pizza and fed it to me.
Shaniqua- ...
by LonsterCocker99 November 21, 2015

The art of eating Hot Cheetos (usually drinking Dr. Pepper as well) and never washing your hands, proceeding to wipe them on your pants right next to the genital region, therefore leaving a stain of cheese on your dick.
"Look at Eric eat those Hot Cheetos"
"He is such a mess"
"Now watch him wipe his hand on his pants"
"He's got a bad case of cheesy dick"
"He is such a mess"
"Now watch him wipe his hand on his pants"
"He's got a bad case of cheesy dick"
by DaKushmasta June 24, 2016
