chamere

a more animated way of saying "come here" or "c'mere". generally used by a person in a loving manner. a cute way to say "come here"

"aye. chamere and gimme a kiss"

"chaaamere!"

by sryle78 July 1, 2009

Ass Chamber

Any place you know you'll stay for a while in a small closed space and then you let out a fart that you could'nt wait that long to hold so you let it go and then it stays and lingers for anyone around you that will have to suffer in a your ass chanber with you!

Elevators are common to be a ass chamber! "What are you running to the bathroom for?" "Someone has put us in a ass chamber at the office meeting!"

by Little Gogo Kitty April 16, 2009

Chamber of Commerce Day

Traditionally it has meant a day with gorgeous weather that would encourage tourists to visit and companies to relocate to a particular area. In Atlanta, it means a mid-October Saturday when it is 65 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, and you are out drinking on a patio with a woman who has no problem going down on you after your second date...

"Hey, it looks like a Chamber of Commerce Day this Saturday; 70 degrees, light breeze, no chance of rain, what would you say to the Treehouse for a late liquid lunch?"

by Irish Mike 2007 October 25, 2007

chamber of secrets

An act of blasting a hot, silent fart while exiting from a crowded elevator. Ideally, the gas should be leaked just before you exit through the closing elevator door. The remaining riders are trapped in the chamber to enjoy the fully marinated scent.

Variation: The Echo Chamber. Performing a Chamber of Secrets, but substitute a silent secretion with a loud, shreeking fart as you emerge from the elevator.

After eating a foot-long meatball sub from Subway, I performed a chamber of secrets in the hotel elevator, shouting "Jared" as I exited.

by Jeremy Ironfold April 26, 2007

Dick-chameleon

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

by Ben May 3, 2005

Emma Chamberlain

Emma Chamberlain is a crazy fracking girl who has almost 2 mil subs on YouTube. She’s LOVES iced almond milk lattes and drinks a insane amount of them. She loves her chambies (her fans) and has them follow her along while she goes thrifting and driving. No one is a thicky like emma.

Person: Emma Chamberlain is so annoying why do ppl watch her...
Chambie fan: GO SUCK ON A TOE EMMA CHAMBERLAIN IS THE FRACKING BEST

by Kyle Krosser June 18, 2018

social chameleon

A person that has the ability to be social with anyone and any setting and still fit in.

In the begining of the night she hung out with her rocker friends, but as the night went on being the social chameleon she was she hung out with her girl hip-hop friends as well.

by SanikkaP October 24, 2006