cracked off

1.Broken off, usually accompanied by an audible cracking
2.Broken down or badly worn; dilapidated
3.cut off from a necessity or frivolous want
4.completely shut off from all human contact; isolated.
5.completely unable to function; disfunctional
6.violently killed, usually involving breaking of limbs.
7.past tense of crack off.

5.This site's cracked off!it keeps telling me some bullsh*t about how there are too many blank spaces in my example or how the example has to contain at least 20 words or some sh*t like that! You'd better exept this sh*t!

by Gavis July 29, 2006

chicked

When a girl "does it like a boy" and makes a guy wonder which planet he is on.

On a first date,
Boy: I'll pay.
Girl: How about I pay today, and you pay next time.
Boy: I think I just got chicked.

Boy: Let's go out sometime and watch a movie!
Girl: OK! I'll call you...
Boy after girl walking away: You don't even have my number! Damn, I got chicked again!

by Gaylord Thomaz October 23, 2011

Chucked Dripping

To lose your load, ejaculate or splooge

Blimey that Carol Vorderman was wearing a short skirt on CountDown last night, Des almost chucked dripping!

by evilduck October 26, 2006

Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

TT: How was the party last night?
AK: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning.

by Anusman2009 July 23, 2012

Chalked up

The act if cutting a hot pepper in half, then inserting the mouthpiece of a pipe for smoking marijuana into a half and twisting( much like chalking up a pool cue). Then telling your friend you got the best weed ever and letting him go first. Usually effecting the next 1-3 in line as well before the first smoker notices something is wrong.

While joe was distracted at the party, mike broke out a jalapeño pepper and his bowl and chalked it up. Joe then got the honor of starting the bowl off. The bowl got to the 4th in line just as joe realized his lips were burning. Joe will NEVER forget being chalked up....

by RickyRanks October 2, 2019

crackedy

when someone is so dumb that they pass out from not being able to handle they're dumbness, they often fall back onto there backs and flail there limbs in the air

hey did you see Ella and James, they were looking like they were about to crackedy.

by bhadbaribie101 May 11, 2020

Hydro cracked

The act of pouring water down someones exposed butt crack. Aka hide your crack. Defined by Bronwyn.

My brothers butt-crack was hanging out so i hydro cracked him

by swampcrack February 5, 2012