crippen

When a person is crazy and trippen they’re crippen

Man that boy big trippen, nah he ain’t trippen tha nigga crippen

by Flexroid February 10, 2019

crippled monkey fuck

taking a legless female to the park and fucking her while on the monkeybars. then after sexual satisfaction taking the wheelchair and her clothes with you and calling the cops to see her hanging off the monkey bars naked.

I hooked up with this crippled bitch last night an gave her the crippled monkey fuck at the park near my house. I video taped it, and u can see the cops taking turns with her instead of helping her.

by heyo October 18, 2006

Cripper

(N) Proper Noun
One of three individual personalities that that make up Rip. A rarely seen individual that comes out approximately every ten years or so after a long hard drinking binge. Cripper is bulletproof, has the stealth of a pregnant elephant, and his volume control is broken. He has been known to tackle cars and pick fights with houses, but will never hurt his buddies. If Cripper comes out, it’s best to get him out of public places. Last seen on the Island of Guam in May of 2008.

"What happend to the hotel room last night?" "Cripper came out" "Oh, that explains it."

by TRetard December 17, 2008

Sex Crippled

When a girl has been fucked by a sex-god, leading her to cum so hard and so many times that afterwards she is incapable of movement. Often causes complete numbness, resulting in said sex-crippled girl to be unresponsive to being tickled or spoken to. Often cannot form words. May result in uncontrollable giggling due to mind-blowage of epic proportions

Guy- "hey babe, come smoke an after sex bowl with me"
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."

by bitch you know it August 6, 2010

Crippler

A sex position. So hard core you'll cripple your girl.

Guy 1: Hey man i just had sex with her
Guy 2: What position?
Guy 1: Crippler. Shes in a wheelchair now.

by cripplingpostisionman April 5, 2010

crippling depression

A saver condition of depression that doesn't allow someone to do daily tasks

Mother: have you taken out the trash yet
Son: no sorry I'm not in the right mind to do it right now I have crippling depression

by Audreyowen2003 January 29, 2017

crippled

being so high that you can not feel your legs or other partsof your body

The other day we ripped the bong so hard we were fuckin crippled

by Tommy Lyons March 31, 2007