When a person is going through a bad time personally, such as a nasty divorce, and other people pick up on that subconsciously and don't want to be near them. Sad, but true. But it will eventually end once all the shit is off of you.
Man dude, I know you're going through a nasty divorce right now and no one wants to be around you. You're a Shit Covered Monkey and they're afraid that shit is going fly off you and get on them. You gotta wait until all the shit is off you.
by Frenchie Free May 24, 2018
Get the Shit Covered Monkeymug. A cum covered marauder is a person who just wants everyone to give it to them and just cum all over them
by Number One Velcuz Fan March 27, 2022
Get the cum covered maraudermug. A cubicle.
by Pointy haired boss 123 October 11, 2022
Get the Fabric Covered Boxmug. by ChocolateCoveredCockMaster October 8, 2021
Get the Chocolate Covered Cockmug. When a person is going through a bad personal time, such as a divorce, they become a shit covered monkey. None of their friends want to hang out with them because they're afraid that some of the shit will land on them as well.
Sorry bro, but you're just a shit covered monkey right now and nobody wants to be around you. They're all afraid you will shake some of that shit off and it will land on them. Hang in there bro, once all the shit is shaken off they will talk to you again.
by Frenchie Free May 30, 2018
Get the Shit Covered Monkeymug. When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.
by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009
Get the chocolate covered pretzelmug. by jimmy bailey May 18, 2008
Get the shit covered squirelmug.