When a man expels an epic amount of ejaculate onto his own face, simulating bukkake porn, in which several men take turns ejaculating onto a man or woman, usually their face.
Jason: Oww, man! I just came all over my face and into my eye! Look at it, it's all in there! And it won't come out, either...I'm shedding manly tears of pain right now.
Sam: Damn, that's a lot of cum! It's everywhere! Looks like a self-inflicted bukkake, bro.
Sam: Damn, that's a lot of cum! It's everywhere! Looks like a self-inflicted bukkake, bro.
by Eat_My_Sammich June 17, 2011
The act of bukkake where the recipient tries to determine what the men surrounding them ate previously.
Person 1: Last night at the Bukkake Gourmet Club the girl correctly guessed that I ate caviar.
Person 2: At the what now?
Person 2: At the what now?
by GourmetBukkakeGuy April 11, 2021
When at Vassar, somebody passes out and falls face flat on a shower floor. The sheer force from impact combined with the regular amount of semen residue on the shower floor at any given time would give the person a Vassar Shower Bukkake (also known as a VSB).
When my friend came up to visit me at Vassar for the weekend he told me he wanted to get some. Instead, he got so shitfaced drunk that he passed out in the showers, getting a Vassar Shower Bukkake.
by Matt Vassar May 04, 2008
When multipul men have anal sex with one woman and ejaculate into her anus, the last man to finish has to let the woman shit the nasty cummy turd onto his face.
Damn that chick is hot, we should rally a couple of bros together and see if she’s down for a bukkake butt-sock.
by Cap. Long pipe April 05, 2019
by docum3nt May 21, 2019
The splatter that occurs when one removes a canister too rapidly from the milkshake machine spindle, and which usually strikes the upper torso and face. Esp. vanilla.
Bob: "Did you see what happened to Samantha?"
Steve: "No, what?"
Bob: "She was in such a hurry when she was making that shake that she got a helping of milkshake bukkake!"
Steve: "No, what?"
Bob: "She was in such a hurry when she was making that shake that she got a helping of milkshake bukkake!"
by rocksloppy July 06, 2013
You start by taking a shit on a girls face then you have you and your friends come on her face. then you fuck her throat til she pukes and then u take all the fluids and use it as anal lube. when you're done suck the fluids out of her ass and make out with her then fuck her sister in a kiddy pool full of the fluids.
definition pretty much explains it
by john February 08, 2005