Brownie muffin 

A polite euphemism for poop or shit.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.

Is there a bathroom nearby? I need to lay a brownie muffin. poop shit brownie muffin

Brownie muffin by Oldfriedboot February 28, 2016

brownie heads 

When your head is covered in shit.

Ayye Arnold I was eating her ass and she got shit all over my brownie heads

brownie heads by Dickmunch66669 August 6, 2016

Brownie Pit 

1. (Noun) A thick, poopie butthole.

Kim K never washes her brownie pit but spends a shit load of time showing it off on instacrap.

Brownie Pit by Schnazzle G November 14, 2016

brownie taco 

A vagina covered in, or filled with, feces, particularly before receiving oral stimulation.

Last night I ate my wife's brownie taco, the perfect foreplay before sex!

brownie taco by Doggymang December 8, 2016

Brownie dunking 

The act of baking a shit in the oven at 200C (fan) until golden brown, and dunking into a recently made cream pie.

The 2016 girl guide charity raising event was going well until one of parents started a brownie dunking competition

Brownie dunking by SamSter6969 February 3, 2017

brownie in the dutch oven 

You fart under the covers and pull them up over the other person, but a little poop comes out.

"Dude.. I totaly did a brownie in the Dutch oven last night and had to wash my sheets"

brownie in the dutch oven by Shlynlew July 15, 2017

Brownie Morninghug 

When two intimate partners start their days with some fun loving. One will deficate on the stomach of their significant other and the two will proceed to tightly snuggle for at least a few minutes.

In some circumstances the pair may also spoon with the poop being on the back of the teaspoon or stomach of the tablespoon.

Lisa and Graham started their Valentine's weekend with a warm Brownie Morninghug.

Brownie Morninghug by Perky NippyCake December 3, 2017