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Boomerangst

A peculiar affliction found predominantly among boomers, characterized by their unyielding compulsion to toss antiquated political memes into conversations like a well-worn boomerang. Sufferers of boomerangst regurgitate the stale rhetoric of their favorite political pundits, seeking validation from a chorus of equally unproductive peers glued to political talk shows. This condition thrives in the wild habitats of social media and family dinners, where it manifests as an acute inability to engage in non-political banter, leaving a trail of eye rolls and sighs in its wake.
At Thanksgiving dinner, Uncle Mike's boomerangst was in full swing as he launched into another unsolicited meme monologue about "how things used to be," while the rest of us traded glances and braced for the inevitable political rerun.
by BoilPricker May 9, 2024
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boomerbate

To engage in a group conversation, typically among Baby Boomers, where participants endlessly ramble, interrupt, and validate each other’s tangential or nostalgic musings without achieving meaningful discussion or resolution. Often characterized by excessive self-satisfaction and a lack of listening.
“Karen and Marge can’t help but boomerbate for hours with anyone who will listen.”

"That church council meeting was a total waste of time—they just sat around boomerbating for two hours about 'how things ought to be.'"
by Doug Willy January 22, 2025
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boomerasking

A 21st-century way to describe a conversational faux pas as old as time. "Boomerasking" - a play on boomerang - is the habit of asking questions of your interlocutor in the naked hope of having the same question asked in return.
For instance, asking a colleague "Are you going on holiday this year?" while cueing up a lengthy monologue on your own travel plans when they inevitably ask: "And you?".
This is a Boomerasking example
by anonymous January 29, 2025
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Boomerang-Nob

When one’s penis is boomerang shaped.
‘Damn that’s some boomerang-nob action’ said Kevin to Dave
by PopDemon79 April 27, 2025
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Boofernaut

spun out wook that can't handle their shit, kills the vibes and wrecks shit.
Some boofernaut wandered into camp, grunted some shenanigans and puked by the fire.
by BigD$ May 27, 2025
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Boofernaut

spun out wook that can't handle their shit, kills the vibes and wrecks shit.
Some boofernaut wandered into camp, grunted some shenanigans and puked by the fire.
by BigD$ May 27, 2025
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Boomerang Poo

Really floaty poo that when you try to flush it comes back.
Darling I've had the worst case of boomerang poo today. I flushed seven times and it's still floating in the toilet.
by ATKCA May 31, 2025
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