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blisster

A sore, canker, wound or other affliction resulting from what was initially experienced as a highly pleasurable event.
Felt good when that beatch bit my dick but now I got me a f'd up blisster the size of a nicoderm patch.
by banderson February 22, 2007
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blissing

1. noun. A blessing given with a kiss.

2. noun. An online greeting, accolade, or benediction given with great affection.

bless kiss greeting benediction accolade bliss
1. With her lips to my cheek, she gave me a blissing I'll never forget.

2. Blissings to you and the tribe.
by Ovation Leader September 22, 2007
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baliskma

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The quality a movie, book, or character has when the hero is almost "invincible" no matter how many people are shooting at him/her.
"Dude, didn't you love it in Rambo when, like, that whole army is shooting at him, and he just dodges them all without even trying?"

"Nah... Rambo has a little too much baliskma for me."
by Adam McCune December 9, 2008
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blissrage

A sense of longing frustration brought on by something so attractive, pleasing, or ideal that a person can't deal with it. A frightening paradox of pleasure that's so good it must be avoided.

To contrast with negative frustration-based rage types, blissrages are occasionally welcomed or sought out by the rager depending on the situation. They are just as often, however, completely avoided by persons who don't want to risk losing composure in certain circumstances.

Celebrity attractiveness, delicious foods, music, and puzzle solutions are common causes.
Flo from the Progressive commercials has such a hot voice that I can't watch TV because I'll blissrage hard if she comes on. I nearly crushed my remote in sexual anger the last time she said, "happens to me all the time!"
by Quintus Abraham July 3, 2011
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Bliss Squared

The pinnacle of happiness.

Exceeding the standard for absolute happiness or joy.
This vacation was bliss squared.

The letter from John made me bliss squared.
by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012
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Blister Ditch

She was super hot, but had a bad case of blister ditch.
by Tag Napson August 21, 2013
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blisshead

A person who frequents "Conscious Festivals"and can barely hold down a job because "the universe is going to provide". Someone who sits in lotus posture and will not move for hours on end when they are supposed to be at work or helping the person they said they would help. Someone who fails to deal with reality in its entirety. Someone claims to want only peace and love in the world, and yet instead of contributing to the betterment of society, take hallucinogens like LSD or ayahuasca, and/or do tons of kundalini yoga to "raise their vibrations" because they cannot handle one second of "going into the matrix" to help the very same people "in the matrix" they said they would want to help.
Boss- "Hey have you seen Logan? He was supposed to be at work 4 hours ago."
Coworker- "Logan is at lightning in a bottle, didn't he tell you?"
Boss- "He said he'd be here"
Coworker- "He said he 'manifested a free ticket' this morning... What a blisshead!"
Boss- "He's fired, what an asshole"
by Fuckface1111 April 20, 2017
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