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blissrage

A sense of longing frustration brought on by something so attractive, pleasing, or ideal that a person can't deal with it. A frightening paradox of pleasure that's so good it must be avoided.

To contrast with negative frustration-based rage types, blissrages are occasionally welcomed or sought out by the rager depending on the situation. They are just as often, however, completely avoided by persons who don't want to risk losing composure in certain circumstances.

Celebrity attractiveness, delicious foods, music, and puzzle solutions are common causes.
Flo from the Progressive commercials has such a hot voice that I can't watch TV because I'll blissrage hard if she comes on. I nearly crushed my remote in sexual anger the last time she said, "happens to me all the time!"
by Quintus Abraham July 3, 2011
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blessage

a word used when something is almost so good that you could call it a blessing, but not quite. can also be used as a greeting.
example one
(school kid) wow, i see mr kinsman gave you an a* on your media essay, thats quite a blesage man.

example two
(school kid one)blessage.

(school kid two) ditto that.
by MohsinTheGreat May 12, 2009
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Blessages

An extended version of the word "bless"
Kenzie:Yaww How was da jam last nightt?

Emilia: Blessages !

-->HTDEE<--
by HTDE July 26, 2009
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Blossage

The act of a massage combined with the all mighty blow job
After a long day of golfing in the heat and watching a tripple overtime NHL final game Shaun begged for a blossage.
by AutoEntropy June 12, 2013
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Blessage

When Parker sneezed and half of the class said "bless you", he was thankful for the blessage bestowed upon him
by Deadpoolinator16 May 13, 2017
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Blassage

Getting head from somoene while recieving a back massage from an asian chick simultaneously
that blassage really hit the spot
by xVEGASx August 20, 2006
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Blissfag

A dumbass nigga that speaks out of his ass with no prior knowledge of something. Living a hedonistic degenerate life with no purpose.
That nigga being a blissfag
by Voodoos the fifth September 23, 2023
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