When a game that is many years old can be played at the maximum settings, yet still plays poorly at times due to a bottleneck with the engine or server.
M: The frame rate is phenomenal, but why are you still lagging? Where is your cape, did it not load yet?
B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.
B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.
by Hardagain January 5, 2011

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.
by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014

by PhaQ2 August 24, 2023

by Piecenik May 22, 2016

by Big d1ke February 8, 2022

Doing something that is useless
by Languist January 9, 2024
