blizzard bottleneck

When a game that is many years old can be played at the maximum settings, yet still plays poorly at times due to a bottleneck with the engine or server.
M: The frame rate is phenomenal, but why are you still lagging? Where is your cape, did it not load yet?

B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.
by Hardagain January 5, 2011
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Blizzard Patches

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.
I had so much blue raspberry ice cream I've been dropping nothing but blizzard patches.
by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023
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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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Blizzard Spic

Racial slur for Russians, cause they immigrate like Mexicans.
That section 8 house belongs to 12 Blizzard spics
by PhaQ2 August 24, 2023
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Skrollo Blizzard

Mixed Skor and Rollo blizzard at Dairy Queen.
Let's go to DQ and grab a Skrollo blizzard.
by Piecenik May 22, 2016
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Blizzard balls

Bro I let my homie give me blizzard balls it felt do good
by Big d1ke February 8, 2022
mugGet the Blizzard ballsmug.
Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard
by Languist January 9, 2024
mugGet the shoveling snow in a blizzardmug.

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