Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.
by LimeSenpai October 15, 2023
Being "world blind," is the feeling of confusion when you have barely woken up. It can happen at anytime of day.
Person 1: *wakes up, lays in bed, and thinks* What's going, what time could it be...*checks phone* 12pm?! 20 missed calls?! *phone rings & picks up*
Person 2: Hey budddy, I have to tell you something super important, it's about last night...
Person 1: Not yet dude, I just woke up, I'm still world blind, and confused.
Person 2: Hey budddy, I have to tell you something super important, it's about last night...
Person 1: Not yet dude, I just woke up, I'm still world blind, and confused.
by Lilac_sky May 22, 2017
A rare phenomenon wherein the affected person can not find the item they are looking for in the refrigerator, despite looking directly at it several times. Affects more than one in seven married men.
Husband: Why are we always out of ketchup?
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!
by jeorb87 December 11, 2020
A driving technique in which the driver turns off the headlights in order to overtake another vehichle.
Most commonly used between street racers.
Most commonly used between street racers.
Wait! That's not the sound of my engi-FOREVEEERR TOGETHEEER
Takumi using the Blind Attack on Tomoyuki's EK9.
Takumi using the Blind Attack on Tomoyuki's EK9.
by The "Undertaker" March 14, 2023
Audibly blind, refers to the total inability to hear sounds. Symptoms may be severe and may experience real world packet loss. People who are profoundly audibly blind can hear nothing at all. Scientist are yet to discover how such individuals find themselves reliant to.
*playing Black Ops 3 search and destroy. When an unexpected 1v1 occurs*
Team Mate: use glitch
Audibly blind person: ...
Team mate: USE GLITCH
audibly blind person: ...
Team mate:✊👇👋👎🤏👈✋💨
Audibly blind person: ...
*dies*
Team Mate: use glitch
Audibly blind person: ...
Team mate: USE GLITCH
audibly blind person: ...
Team mate:✊👇👋👎🤏👈✋💨
Audibly blind person: ...
*dies*
by PartTimeShotCaller June 02, 2020
"I'm not sure if the girl at the bar is dating the guy with her so I'm going blind nil and asking her if it's her brother" also referred to as going nill
by Floppy flop January 27, 2017
When someone can't tell the difference between a normal everyday car and a nicer, more expensive car just by looking
Friend: you like my car?
Me: ya it's cool
Friend: it's a GT-R...
Me: oh it's a nicer car!
Friend:you couldn't tell by looking
Me: sorry I'm car blind...
Me: ya it's cool
Friend: it's a GT-R...
Me: oh it's a nicer car!
Friend:you couldn't tell by looking
Me: sorry I'm car blind...
by xX_tigeress_Xx April 14, 2017