I've never seen a baby play a banjo before, especially a blinfant.
This neighborhood has a lot of blinfants in strollers for it being 11:00 p.m. It's like blinfanttown out here.
This neighborhood has a lot of blinfants in strollers for it being 11:00 p.m. It's like blinfanttown out here.
by Mary J. Katz September 4, 2010
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Get the Blimpy mug.basically people being so knowledgeable that their ego is inflated because they think theyre better than you based off of their not having a life and having time to read encyclopedias on saturday nights.
girl 1: "Where is iceland anyways?" girl 2: "It's between Greenland and Ireland...duh." girl 1:" stfu! you're such an info blimp!"
by fried plantains June 23, 2009
Get the info blimp mug.When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.
'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'
'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'
'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'
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