by Bloody Luca Legend May 20, 2022
A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
by SlimShady600 November 15, 2010
girl go drink some bleach before we netflix and chill
by mack and liv May 03, 2016
'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'
by EgoÏk March 17, 2014
by Bebopsupop March 01, 2016
by Clayinator666 July 27, 2023
Removing a seminal vesical and throwing it towards a living person. If it sticks to him it must be true buddy love.
Bro, what's with the bleach leach? We all knew you loved him but damn! Sometimes you just have to keep on keeping on. No shit! Bro doesn't get it just is what it is..-
by d'évocation December 11, 2023