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give me bleach please

give me bleach please is when you see something disgusting and need bleach like in the example
by Bloody Luca Legend May 20, 2022
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Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)

A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.

Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
by SlimShady600 November 19, 2010
mugGet the Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)mug.

go drink some bleach

when a guy wants a girls mouth sparkling clean for his dick
girl go drink some bleach before we netflix and chill
by mack and liv May 21, 2016
mugGet the go drink some bleachmug.

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'
by EgoÏk April 23, 2014
mugGet the Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.mug.

black bleaching

1: the opposite of white washing

2: adding unnecessary PoC to a media series or historical adaption

3: netflix adaptation's pandering to black people

4: when a character or multiple characters without a reason or story is included and just so happens to be a PoC
I hate the games publisher keeps trying black bleaching the remake
by KateHanami March 23, 2025
mugGet the black bleachingmug.

bleached

Phenomenal, the best yet, couldn't be any better.
Man, did you see that buzzer beater?

Yeah. His game is totally bleached right now.
by sew cool March 28, 2021
mugGet the bleachedmug.

bleached

When a black submissive sissy feels obligated to only perform sexual activities with White Males and/or White Transwomen.
I am a bleached sissy faggot that loves taking Superior White raw cocks.
by Erica Sissy July 14, 2024
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