bungee bollocks

The phrase Bungee bollocks does not have to refer to older men though as it a phrase used for when, someone of the male gender wears shorts and their bollocks have dropped out and are in clear view.

The drooping of the skin around the bollocks due to aging can cause men of 90+ years of age sometimes have trouble with this and end up tripping over their own bollocks.

Arnold: Hi Trev you ready for that run.
Trev: Yeah sure, just waiting for Laurie.
'Laurie Approaches'
Arnold: Don't look now but Laurie has bungee bollocks.
Trev: Woah you could hang a baby off those.

by General G. Imp May 14, 2008

Indicator bollocks

Derrogatory term for people of a ginger persuasion, most commonly used in Belfast

Here, Indicator Bollocks! Sort your hair out!

by baked111 October 15, 2009

upstairs bollocks

tits

look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks

by screechie July 4, 2010

slappity bollocks

Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.

Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.

by ilovepenguins412222222 July 24, 2016

insufferable bollocks filter

It's like ad blindness

My insufferable bollocks filter makes that page's content awfully difficult to parse

by Bidiot Bales July 29, 2016

popcorn bollocks

Popping inside the scrottom until it gets so swallen that is splits right down the seem

I painted so many yellow poles it gave me popcorn bollocks

by Master baiter972527 February 1, 2018

shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time

He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time

by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018