Beans

Heinz

Beanz meanz Heinz (German) - Beans means Heinz

by BeanzMeanzHeinz October 29, 2018

Beans

(Adjective) describes something amazing or great. Usually used in a casual context. Derived from the phrase “cool beans.”

Can also be used to describe something easy or uncomplicated.

“That party’s gonna be beans, so hyped.”
“That test was beans, can’t believe I was so stressed!”

by TheBinHotel December 4, 2017

Bean

A bald head

Yo my son Jose copped the bean

by Gerber Real September 26, 2018

Bean

Being very cute or funny.

"Aw look at that kid. He's such a bean"

by thehashslingingslasher January 24, 2017

bean

A person of liberal politics and crusty, pseudo-alternative clothing. Common in London. Frequents Glastonbury, WOMAD and similar festivals. Would like to be a new-age traveller, but prefers the security of a well-paid job with pension. Passionate reader of 'The Guardian'. Professes to have 'leftie' politics, but is actually fascistic and very intolerant, especially as regards to victims of crime, bullying and abuse, blaming the victim rather than the offender. Origin: Billy Baked Bean, a well-known narcoleptic and dipsomaniac in London, who shouts from the rooftops about the Battle of the Beanfield being the defining moment in class struggle in the twentieth century.

'Did you see all those beans in the Albert last night, quaffing their pints and talking about Tibet?'

by John 21 October 2, 2006

Beans

Five dollar gold pieces. (Five dollar pieces were about the size of small butterbeans or Lima beans.)

'E's got a pocket full o' beans.

by Bob Prochko October 2, 2005

beaned

When a boy touches you on accident or on purpose by either brushing or hitting his balls against you. He may be touching his balls in general. This could also mean he or you are playing with his sack.

"Woah that guy totallly just beaned me"

"Ummmm is that guy beaning himself???"

"I want her to bean me so bad"

by kcud May 19, 2014