when u have something to b proud of.Like apple mac. products.
Working on apple iphone,laptops and deride others.
Working on apple iphone,laptops and deride others.
by ADYAKA April 19, 2010
Get the mac offmug. by Dudette June 4, 2005
Get the rip offmug. by Rick October 13, 2004
Get the set it offmug. by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2010
Get the off the recordmug. When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.
Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"
Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"
Person - "Is he jacking off?"
Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"
Person - "Is he jacking off?"
by Zaza the Crazy Rogue August 12, 2007
Get the jacking offmug. To ejaculate.
The stripper was so hot that by the time she finished my lap dance I was ready to shoot off in my pants.
by lcljr January 22, 2017
Get the Shoot Offmug. Hey Monique, do you wanna go out with us tonight? Nah girl I'll be too busy jilling off to some porno.
by tender_roni September 18, 2016
Get the jilling offmug.