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Sideways Snail

A sexual position where a man penetrates a woman while vertical, but she is on her side. While ejaculating somewhere on her body, he drags the tip of his penis across her body, leaving a snail trail.
Damn girl, you just got sideways snailed.
by YesPapa47 April 5, 2021
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snail rape

When thy human rapes a snail found outside
Dude 1:“Yo dude wanna rape snails with me?”

Dude 2:”sure its kinda fun” snail rape is defined as a man/woman takes a snail and fucks it without consent
by Snailraper6969 April 12, 2021
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Dirty Snail

When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.
Hey John, wanna do the dirty snail tonight?
by TheAssSnatcher January 14, 2022
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snail facial

When you leave a trail of semen on a girl's face so that it looks like a snail crawled across her.
"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."
by The Real Chad Sexington February 16, 2014
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snailed out

A mood where one doesn't feel like moving or doing much in general. This mood is often associated with marijuana and other drugs such as lean. This Term was first used by rapper Gabri (GLR) in Snailed out.
Why are you staring off like that, you mad snailed out bruh.
by GPlug January 16, 2017
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wooly snail

Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.
by Thomas broadway December 6, 2022
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Pink snail

Like a pink sock but the whole female reproductive system
“I queefed so hard I got a pink snail
by Longdongduck01 February 10, 2019
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