Basic bombed

A term used by advisors at the delta sonic car wash chain that refers to when 3 or more customers in line purchase the basic wash, destroying sales bonuses and the mental state of the advisors. When this term is experienced it can cause hostility, destructiveness, irrational behaviors, emotional meltdowns, and complete chaos amongst the advisors. In severe situations advisors may lash out at customers with profanity and death threats, smash their phists into the register worth hundreds of dollars, contemplate their life decisions that eventually leads to mental breakdowns, and on occasion suicide. The customers part of the “basic bomb” line can easily be spotted with the passive aggressive notes under their license plate. Similar terms include but are not limited to “basic party”, “basic parade”, “B-Train”, “basic stampede”.

“Get me out of this fucking booth, I’m getting basic bombed!”, “fuck delta sonic and these customers, I’m getting basic bombed” “wash manager please pickup, I need to get out of this booth I’m getting basic bombed and I’m going to lose my mind”

by JTBnoFrills November 10, 2018

Canberra Basic

Canberra Basic describes a proportion of the young women who live in Canberra (the capital city of Australia) and think Canberra is the centre of the world. They will follow whatever they think is popular and go to places just to be seen there. If you meet at least 2 of the following criteria, you are Canberra basic:

1) Own a Kathmandu puffer jacket
2) Go out to Braddon 2 or more times a week
3) Do F45 classes
4) Own, or want to own, any kind of Audi car
5) Use the words “defs” or “totes”.

I was going to ask her out but I talked to her and she's so Canberra Basic.

by Bjorn McPherson September 10, 2023

naruhina basically

Hinata: I love you!

Naruto: I don't care, I will become Hokage dattebayo!

Hinata: But you are also my Hokage!

Naruto: So? That is why I should become Hokage!

Naruto: Baka! You are the source of my source!

Naruto: You and I are the ultimate source!

Hinata: Inuyasha... what is happening...

Wakaba: Well Naruto... you have become a shinobi!

Naruto: Heh heh...

Naruto: Inuyasha... I will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: You too?

Naruto: Hokage Hinata!

Hinata: Why?

Naruto: Baka! You two must become Hokage baka!

Naruto: With the power of Inuyasha and Naruto... you will be Hokage baka!

Hinata: Baka!

Tsunade: Kami-sama, to save Naruto, I will do anything!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: Inuyasha and Naruto... we will be Hokage baka!

Naruto: Hinata and Inuyasha... we will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: You will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: We will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: Baka! Baka! Baka!

Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!

this is naruhina basically

by Drapen August 27, 2022

Basic Twitch

A very basic female, who thinks they are different to others, thus being basic (On Twitter)

Jasmine tweeted "All guys are the same. They only want one thing :( " What a basic Twitch

by DaTominator7 August 9, 2016

Basic Bill

The male equivalent of Basic Bitch.

Bill went to university for a STEM occupation and therefore is a basic bill.

by Riel Rose February 20, 2020

basic douche

(n)1. A person, usually masculine in gender, who conforms to all the social dorms associated with being a dude. 2. A regular guy who is kind of a douche.

That guy at the youth hostel was totally a basic douche.

by Widgetwidget January 19, 2016

basic lesbian

lesbians who dress up like lumberjacks and have 12 year old boy haircuts

all that flannel makes you look like a basic lesbian

by kattende March 7, 2017