The red explosive fuel barrel found in shooter games and films. Explodes when shot upon often causing massive casualties to surrounding enemies in the area. Extremely volatile and prone to detonation regardless of the caliber and/or explosive qualities of the shot. Named after the action director Michael Bay
"Shit they've got us surrounded and flanked!"
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*
by Lazengan July 29, 2016
Get the Michael Barrelmug. A group of white supremacists huddled into a U-Haul for transportation to some event or location where they can harass racial or sexual minorities.
by Lieselotte June 15, 2022
Get the Cracker Barrelmug. The easier way to say "Middle America," or anything west of West Virginia, or east of Colorado. The United States Heartland.
"Where did those draconian voting rights laws get passed?" "Oh, in the cracker barrel." "Of course... the states that have age of consent laws under 18 years old."
by Kuhreezo April 26, 2021
Get the Cracker Barrelmug. A barrel in which your wife places you in because you have no life and no friends, in this life she runs it. Also known ass "pussy whipped". pussy barrel This husband might also do the dishes and clean clothes and bake pies on the daily.
by Taintmeat McGee June 6, 2018
Get the Pussy barrelmug. by M-Dog Fizzle July 6, 2016
Get the Filled the Barrelmug. When your girlfriend/wife says she is going to give you a threesome but has zero intentions of actually doing it.
by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022
Get the Wheel Barrelingmug. The term Barrel Cleaning is used to describe the action in which you use one of your fingernails to scrape the inside of your asshole clean. Generally done before anal sex.
"Where is Ian?" John asked. Bill responded: "I think he went to the bathroom, he said he was Barrel Cleaning."
by Drakesens1 April 23, 2014
Get the Barrel Cleaningmug.