Backsplain

The act of condescendingly explaining a fact or concept to the specific person who initially taught you that fact or concept.

Todd backsplained how to cook a good omelette to his chef friend who showed him the recipe the previous week.

by Tessbf April 27, 2021

Backseat Munching

Backseat Munching is the act of instigating // starting shit amongst others in order to cause chaos.

Another instance of Backseat Munching is in videogames. Upon fighting a difficult mob, or boss they are backseat munching your lets-play causing you a headache.

1st Example: "Yo John was backseat munching and telling Chris that I called him fat"

2nd Example: "That mob in Minecraft was backseat munching so hard! Killed me 3 times damn it!"

3rd Example: You're playing jackbox & the spectators are being backseat munchers, they're adding input that doesn't effect the game just to start shit between the players.

by NitroPvPYT March 18, 2022

Italian Backscratcher

When a hairy man rubs his ballsack up and down the back of his significant other.

Sophia was in the mood for a back massage and Luigi suprised her with an Italian Backscratcher.

by sybercruzn November 26, 2011

colonoscopy backsplash

When you're giving a colonoscopy, and the patient voluntarily or involuntarily releases gas and/or fluid, resulting in a "backsplash."

Guy 1: How was work? Knock out a lot of colonoscopies today? You are a colonoscopist right?
Guy 2: That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.

by thewordlady January 24, 2017

Dutch Backslapper

When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.

Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.

by fijiwaterdrip April 1, 2023

Cock it in the Backside

1. To turn an image behind another image on a diagonal axis.
2. Anal sex

1. Take that image of a magazine and cock it in the backside.
2. I'd really love it if you'd cock me in the backside!

by codem August 17, 2009

Break a few backs to get to the top

When you want to get somewhere in life or accomplish a life-long goal, sometimes, you need to do some bad or use people to get your way.

If you really want this badly, you gotta break a few backs to get to the top.

by Brainztorms January 24, 2017