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Banana

A shitty tasting piece of shit. It has the shittiest colour, and the shittiest taste. I fucking hate Bannanas, they are pieces of shit that are also used as dildos...
Paris Hilton: Hey can somebody please give me a Banana??? I need it to stick inside of my nasty HIV pussy!

Regular Man: Eww bitch, shut the fuck up...
Paris Hilton: Eww no you. Im gonna get daddy to come beat you up!
Regular Guy: Shoves banana down Paris Hilton's throat, and saves the world.
by Titty Mucher April 6, 2010
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Banana

Exclamation expressing extreme contentment with something or someone. Derived from the phrase 'top banana'.
We got tickets to the Bran Van concert - banana!
by partridge May 15, 2003
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Banana

People around the world will see the power of the banana. bananas are like Pokemon, they evolve from banana to bananananana to a banana inside the banana. in a hundred years bananas would have taken over the planet and destroyed everyone, starting with apples, then oranges, then pears then humans. until they have all the power
Banana inside the banana will take over the world
by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujm ikolp January 30, 2018
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bananas

bananas is anold word for crazy but can now be used to describe outrageous, off the chains, & "tight" events as said in Gwen Stefani's new song Holla Back Girl
this shits bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
obviously by her tone of voice something extremely off the chains is going on (probly her whopping some azz)well never know but thats crazy!!!!!!!!!
by Princess4u July 30, 2005
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Banana

An asian who acts really white
Fred: wow he is yellow on the outside but damn is he sure white on the inside

George: Ya he is so a Banana
by Geret June 14, 2007
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Banana

banana the only 'fruit' that bends. fruit meaning gay person.
oh ya such a banana, banana the only fruit that bends!!!
by mippy October 17, 2004
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Banana

When describing a time or distance, or both at the same time a single unit of measure should be used. The unit of banana can be used to describe a time, a distance or even a rating scale for hotness of people.
That walk is so long it must take 339 bananas to get there. I cannot believe it took me 87 bananas long to finish that pizza.

Me: I'd rate him about 455 bananas.
Friend: Damn girl he must be hot!!!
by jlcupcake May 25, 2011
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