Baltimore Boombox

The sexual act of inserting a jbl speaker up a woman's vagina and once the speaker is inserted the male must ejactulate on the woman's shaven pubic area and after that going on spotify and playing A Mili by Lil Wayne and watching the cum have Non-Newtonian fluid reaction.

Did you hear that Marcus gave Martha a Baltimore Boombox?

Baltimore Boombox by Mc9 June 17, 2026

The Catholic High School of Baltimore 

An all girls high school where the girls resemble cattle

Why are the girls from The Catholic High School of Baltimore eating everything

The Catholic High School of Baltimore by I can count January 21, 2015

Lord Baltimore 

A Lord Baltimore is something that happens to your car when you leave it parked in Baltimore. The act invloves someone breaking into your vehicle for the purpose of taking a gruesome shit inside of it. The shit is usually atypical and has either massive coiler or extreme diarrhea properties. The classic Lord Baltimore has the perpetrator taking a shit on one side of your back seat and then using the other side as a place to wipe his ass. The use of the seat itself as toilet paper can be traced to the fact that no one can leave anything of value in a vehicle street-parked in Baltimore due to theft concerns. Note that sometimes the one who performs the Lord Baltimore will use the quiet seclusion of your parked car to inject needle drugs, typically heroin, and will leave his dirty works along with the shit and broken glass in your backseat. The totally unique feature of the Lord Baltimore is that no valuables inside of your car will be removed. No one has ever been arrested for doing a Lord Baltimore although it seems to happen quite frequently, particularly during the winter months. The history of the Lord Baltimore can be traced to Cecilius Calvert himself taking a terrific shit in a carriage that belonged to Oliver Cromwell. Proud Baltimoreans consider being Lord Baltimored one of the best things about their city, and routinely mention the custom's importance in shaping the modern city's identity.

I'm really glad the person who Lord Baltimored us last night didn't take our GPS.

Every time we get Lord Baltimored it makes me sad for those loser suburbanites who don't get all the benefits of living in this cool city.

When I checked the CarFax report it said your Prius was Lord Baltimored twice in 2008.

I got Lord Baltimored last night and I didn't get a chance to clean it up before picking you guys up. Pardon the mess back there. Just push it to the side.

Lord Baltimore by Cecilius Calvert November 27, 2011

West Baltimore Hot Pocket 

When one puts their testicles in a hot flat iron and clamps down.

"This guy owed me a sizable about of money so my boys and i went and gave him a West Baltimore hot pocket"

West Baltimore Hot Pocket by PuddingArms May 9, 2018

The Baltimore Gentleman 

Its used only for special occasions. You must wear a top hat while receiving oral sex. Preferably you should have a mustache but its not mandatory. When you blow your load instead of busting in her eye like a jerk you trace around the eye like a gentleman(left eye or right eye it doesn't matter). After this the person looks as if they are wearing a monocle hence the name Baltimore Gentleman because i believe that gentleman in Baltimore wear Top Hats and Monocles.

Man:"I gave Gabby the Baltimore Gentleman. "
Female Friend: "oh that's sweet."

The Baltimore Gentleman by Ryan G. Brian W. September 22, 2009

University of Baltimore 

A college located in the middle of Baltimore's gay district. Recently has opened it's door to freshman and sophmore students, which one would think would lead to more women who are not married/engaged/bull dikes. But alas it's just more of the same, just younger

I think I'm going to give up sex with college girls, I'm transferring to UB.

University of Baltimore by Jordan Roth May 6, 2005

West Baltimore

A section of Baltimore, in the southern state of Maryland, which is nothing but a filthy cesspool. West Baltimore is full of kitten-sized rats, gratuitous violence, blocks and blocks of vacant houses, extreme poverty, illegal drugs, record-high murders, frequent home invasions and burglaries, high levels of high school dropouts, and other unwanted activity typically found in hopeless ghettoes.

Contrary to belief, West Baltimore is NOT like The Wire. It is very much a southern city, and NOT like other northern cities, such as Philly, Trenton, Newark, and NYC.

West Baltimore is where the Riots occurred in 2015; the Riots accurately depicted what West Baltimore is truly like.

Kareem, a college student from South Jersey, asks James, a Baltimore native, "A landlord offered to rent an entire house to me in West Baltimore. The house is located one-block east of Pennsylvania Avenue. It's a six-bedroom house, with a full basement and backyard...all for $650! Isn't that a great deal?"

James said to Kareem, "Hell no!!!! Those crackheads around there will be breaking into your shit nonstop. They will also try to rob you nonstop too! You had better move your ass into the County, or some place further south, like Howard County, or Anne Arundel County!!! If you can afford it, move to Northern Virginia!!!"

West Baltimore by QueenOfBondage October 23, 2018